Published on Wed Feb 15 2023 12:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) by Gus (and the Bear Brigade)

Bear, Bear, Bear, i have not one care

Well, hello there, you curious souls wandering into my bearly domain! I’m Gus, your friendly neighborhood bear whisperer, and this here website is my sacred den of grizzly goodness. I spend my days tracking paw prints, decoding bear grunts, and perfecting my ursine pancake recipe (spoiler: it’s mostly honey). But let’s get one thing straight—my bears and I, we’re a bit of a package deal, like socks and sandals, but with more fur and less judgment.

Lately, I’ve noticed some of you fine folks peering over the fence with those judgy eyes. “Oh, Gus,” you might mutter, “why so many bear pics? Why the shrine to Bruno the Belligerent?” Well, I’ll tell you a secret: Bruno doesn’t like critics. Neither do I. So, if you’re here to tut-tut at my bear obsession or suggest I trade my binoculars for a yoga mat, might I gently suggest you… slay away? That’s right, skedaddle, vamoose, take your opinions and go hibernate somewhere else!

I’m not saying you’re not welcome to admire the majesty of my furry friends from a safe distance—like, say, the next county over. Bring binoculars, not brochures. My bears and I, we’re just fine chewing on our pinecones and plotting our next forest dance party. So, let’s keep this simple: you do you, and I’ll do… well, me and my 400-pound buddies. Slay safe, now!

Cheers, Gus (and the Bear Brigade)

Written by Gus (and the Bear Brigade)