Published on Sat Dec 31 2022 12:05:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) by Elian Van Cutsem

Bear Necessities of Naughty Love

Oh, my dearest Bear, with fur so soft and wild, Your honey-sweet eyes make my heart go mild. In the woods you roam, so strong and so true, I dream of your paws, holding me close to you. Your growl is a whisper, a lullaby song, With you by my side, nothing feels wrong.

But oh, fluffy love, your belly so round, I want to bury my face where your warmth is found. Your claws on my skin, scratching just right, Tickling my secrets in the dead of the night. You’re my teddy in bed, but bigger and bold, Let’s hibernate together, never get old.

Wait, my Bear boo, things are getting steamy, I fantasize ‘bout your salmon breath, dreamy. Rub your snout on my thighs, make me quiver and shake, Paw prints on my back, for goodness’ sake! Your fur against mine, tangled in bliss, Lick the honey off me, don’t you dare miss.

Now it gets wild, my ursine delight, I want you to roar while I ride through the night. Stuff me with berries from your secret stash, Then spank me with fish tails, make a big splash! Your hibernation hole, deep and so tight, I’ll crawl in with you, under moonlight so bright. Paw-fetish dreams, your pads on my chest, Grizzly grinding, putting love to the test.

Oh Bear, my freak, let’s get downright bizarre, Tie me with vines, then hump like a star. Your claws in my honey pot, stirring the brew, While I whisper sweet nothings like “Rawr, I love you!” Furry roleplay, I’m the picnic you raid, Devour me whole, in the glade we’ve made. Sniff my behind like a true forest king, Then mount me with might, make the treetops sing!

But wait, it gets kinkier, my beastly amour, I want salmon scales glued to my core. Your teeth on my nipples, a gentle maul, While we roll in the mud, answering nature’s call. Piss like a waterfall, mark me as thine, Then lick it all up, in a ritual divine. Your bear butt bouncing, twerking so grand, I’ll spank it with pine cones, right where you stand!

Deeper we dive, into the absurd and the lewd, I crave your winter weight, squishing me nude. Stuff acorns in places where the sun doesn’t shine, Then fish them out slowly, with tongue so divine. Your roar in my ear, as we do the bear hump, Pumping and thumping, over tree stumps. Oh, my perverted paw prince, let’s make it extreme, Involve the squirrels in our creamy dream!

Finally, Bear love, in this cringe-filled spree, I pledge my weird heart, forever to thee. From sweet to obscene, our love knows no bound, In the forest of freak, our passion is found.

Written by Elian Van Cutsem