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Published on Wed Nov 09 2022 14:25:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) by Elian Van Cutsem

Please Please my cuddle bear

Oh, sweet bear, with fur so fluffy and fine, Your big round eyes make my heart intertwine! In the forest you waddle, so chubby, so grand, Paws like marshmallows, the softest in the land.

Softness in the land

You munch on honey with a giggle and grin, Your tummy’s a pillow where dreams can begin. With a hug so warm, you make troubles all flee, Oh, snuggly bear, you’re my bumblebee glee!

Bumblebee glee

When you nap in the meadow, under skies oh so blue, I want to boop your nose and whisper, “I love you!” You’re my squishy, cuddly, teddy bear queen, Forever my heart will dance and sing!

Written by Elian Van Cutsem

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